Today Now! brings you the inspiring story of Brian Peete, a fat boy who hid his obesity from other children at the pool by keeping his shirt on.

As a contributing writer, I pitched video ideas to The Onion News Network.

Rep. Cummings (D-VA) wants to mark Obamas historic inauguration with an intricately choreographed dance piece of his own creation.

My buddy Kevin DeBacker and I wrote up a sketch for CH2 and asked our buddies Jill Donnelly and Wilder Smith to be in it.  Another buddy, Alex Scordelis, directed.  We paid them handsomely for their time.

We all have ride-share fears.  This is mine.

Lucky for her, Bridgid Ryan has her shit together a bit more than the character she plays.